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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[cheerful music]

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[snoring]

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[classical music]

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You know, I've always kind of liked
ballet dancing...

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but do they have to do it
when I'm trying to sleep?

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Very good. Now, time
for today's lesson, ladies.

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[French accent] Welcome to Ballet
Dancing For Mice and Other Small Rodents.

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Today, we shall cover pirouettes.

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Place the feet slightly apart,

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raise the arms and pivot slowly...

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I live to dance.

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Yeah? Well, some of us live to eat.

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And eat to live.

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Where's Vito
with my 11:30am pizza delivery?

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Did you ever have the feeling
you were being watched?

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[boy] Good. I have a clear view
into the house where it looks like...

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[ominous music]

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Are those ballet-dancing mice?

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11:30am. I'm monitoring
the Arbuckle home,

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looking for a proper test subject
for my new invention.

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The pizza delivery man!
The perfect test subject!

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First, I need to seize control
of his mind.

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[sinister chuckle]

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I must hurry! Mr. Arbuckle's cat
does not like it

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when his 11:30am pizzas
arrive ten seconds late.

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[menacing music]

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[screaming]

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It's working!
I've seized control of his mind.

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You hate delivering pizzas.

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You will no longer deliver pizzas.

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I will no longer deliver pizzas.

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Hey! It's 11:30 and ten seconds!
Where are my pizzas?

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No! No pizzas for you.
No pizzas for anyone.

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[gasping]

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Words I hoped I'd never hear.

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I hate delivering pizzas.

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I hate making pizzas
and delivering pizzas

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and everything about pizzas.

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I will never make another pizza
as long as I live.

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I will never make another pizza
as long as I live.

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[screaming]

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Vito, say it isn't so.

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Throw them on the ground. Stomp on them.

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Here! Here is what I think of pizzas!

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Down with pizzas!

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No! No! No!

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[laughing]

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At last! At last I'm getting
revenge on that cat

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for ruining my plans
for world domination!

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Testing of mind control device,
unqualified success.

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I press the blue button,
capture someone's mind

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then speak into the microphone
to tell them what to do.

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[mother] Nathan! Nathan!

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Oh no. Not now.

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Mom, I'm working on a plan to conquer
and enslave mankind.

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That can wait, Nathan.

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First, you have to take out the garbage
and do your chores.

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But Mom...

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Don't you "But Mom" me, young man.

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Garbage first. Enslaving mankind second.

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[teeth chattering]

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These kids today.
Where are their priorities?

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Take the garbage out yourself, Mom.

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I will take the garbage out myself, Mom.

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[laughing]

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The effects will only last a few days
before they wear off.

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All right now. Let's see
if my invention

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will work on that dog
that lives with the cat.

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[barking]

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Hmm. My invention has no effect
on the dog named Odie.

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I'll try someone else.

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Ah! He'll do fine.

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[barking]

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It's a little after 11:30.

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I'd better start making lasagnas.

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You don't like cats.

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You don't want any cats in your house,
especially Garfield.

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I do not like cats.

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What could have caused Vito to do
such a horrible thing?

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I can't think of anything worse
that could happen.

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I do not like cats.

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I do not want any cats in my house.

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Especially Garfield.

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I thought of something worse.

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[laughing] Yes!

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Jon can't be serious.

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[intriguing music]

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[screaming]

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Jon! What are you doing?

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Why are you throwing away
all my favorite foods?

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This is a whole box
of Crunchy Poodle Doodles!

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This is the perfect cereal!

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It's loud, it has no nutritional value
whatsoever

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and it turns milk purple.

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[groaning]

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From now on, I only serve
one food in this house...

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Raisins!

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Raisins!

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Raisin pie. Raisin bread. Raisin stew.

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Meat loaf but with raisins
instead of the meat.

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No! No! No!

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You can't be serious.

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No! You can't be serious!

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If you want cereal, you may have
raisin bran but without the bran.

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Which reminds me.

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[cheerful music]

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[Garfield] This can't be happening to me.

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I still do not like cats.

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Oh, this day is not going well at all.

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Why does Jon suddenly not like me?

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I'm lovable.
Or as lovable as I ever was.

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Garfield Cat!

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I hate Garfield Cat!

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Are you Garfield Cat?

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Too bad. I hate Garfield Cat.

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Garfield Cat, I hate you.

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I don't know why, I just do.

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[dramatic music]

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[whimpering]

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Odie, do you hate me?

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[whimpering]

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Do you like me?

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[whimpering]

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[laughing]

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Great. I don't know what got into Jon.

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Vito not making pizzas...

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That's like Vito
not making pizzas.

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[whining]

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[barking]

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The Mailman.

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With my luck today,

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he's probably returning Nermal
from Abu Dhabi, postage due.

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[happy humming]

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Oh, what a joy it is each day
to deliver the mail...

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Okay, here's what I want you to say.

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I hate delivering the mail!

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I'm going to move to Spain
and become a beautiful señorita.

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[laughing]

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I hate delivering the mail!

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I'm going to move to Spain
and become a beautiful señorita!

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[flamenco music]

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[laughing]

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I can make anyone do whatever I want!

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Mom? Take out more garbage!

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[laughing]

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Señorita.

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Odie. Did you see...

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[whimpering]

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He started acting odd
after he was hit

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by some sort of ray
from across the street...

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That's the house
of that bratty mad scientist, Nathan!

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[yipping]

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Come on.

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[barking]

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[intriguing music]

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I must take out the garbage as ordered.

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[intriguing music continues]

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I will rule the world!

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Everyone will take orders from me,
the most powerful man alive!

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First, I have to go to the boy's room.

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[laughing]

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This must be it. It's some sort
of mind control machine, I guess.

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[whining]

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[intriguing music]

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What's this thing?

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[Nathan] My invention has no effect
on the dog named Odie.

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Of course not.

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You can't control someone's brain
if they don't have one.

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-[whining]
-Let's go back.

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The effects will only last a few days
before they wear off.

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And back a little bit more...

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Testing mind control device,
unqualified success.

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I press the blue button,
capture someone's mind

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then speak into the microphone
to tell them what to do.

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Odie! That's the secret!

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Do you realize what this means?

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It means I can control the world!

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I can make everyone
do exactly what I want!

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I could make every single person
on the planet

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get into the pizza delivery business!

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I could make the governor proclaim
every day Garfield the Cat Day!

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And I further decree

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that everyone has to give
Garfield the Cat a nice gift.

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He will accept cash, checks
and all major credit cards.

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I could sleep all day

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and I could sleep all night.

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Wait a minute. I already do that.

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I could make Nermal, Drusilla, Minerva
and Aunt Ivy all move to some other show.

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We're going to go annoy the people
on the six o'clock news instead.

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I could have the entire planet resculpted

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so it looks like
a giant replica of my head.

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[Odie barking]

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Okay, so we'll have it orbited
by a moon that looks like you.

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[barking happily]

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All I have to do is push the blue button

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and talk into the microphone and then...

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Odie, we have a problem.

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I can't talk.

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I'm a cat, remember.
Humans can't hear me.

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Except for those people out there.

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Microphones can't, either.

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[whining]

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And I was so looking forward
to making the world look like me.

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What are you doing in my lab?

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Every time I invent something,
you come along and ruin my plans!

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I just want to rule the world
and make everyone my slaves.

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Is that so awful?

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-Yeah, it is.
-[whimpering]

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Well, I won't let you!

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I'll use my disintegration ray!

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[screaming]

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[action music]

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There's nowhere to hide, cat.

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Prepare to be disintegrated.

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Oh, I don't like the sound of that.

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[Odie moaning]

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Blue button!

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[whimpering]

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I could control that mind of his

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if I could give him an order
into this microphone, but I can't.

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But I know who can!

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We just need to borrow something
from across the street!

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[barking]

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[intriguing music]

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Welcome to Ballet Dancing For Mice
and Other Small Rodents.

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That would include Nathan.

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Put your hands over your head,

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stand on point,

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then move in time to the music...

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[classical music]

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That'll keep him busy for a few days
until the ray wears off.

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[whimpering]

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What's to stop him from using his mind
control device

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when it does wear off?
This.

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It took three seasons but we finally
got some culture into the show.

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[whimpering]

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Oh, yeah. I took the disintegration ray.

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I thought it might come in handy

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next time we have a guest appearance
by Aunt Ivy.

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[classical music]

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[applause]

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[upbeat music]

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Subtitling: ECLAIR